I don’t have a phone and my mom doesn’t have internet so when she visits Kristin I get a message that says, “Is there anything you would like to say to your mom??!!?” Today I told Kris to tell her I got a job. I am a house painter now and I was rebaptized last week. I couldn’t take the day off because I was new, so my work buddies pinched my nose while they held me under the blue paint they poured in the homeowners’ empty pool. It was deep enough to drown a person in blue blue blue.
Carabella Sands is made of rainbow cake. You can cut her open and see her insides here.